Words of Wisdom
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- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
- Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
- Wrinkles don't hurt.
- Families are like fudge ... mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
- Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
- Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
- Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
- You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing!
- Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
- After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
- Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.
- The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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TODAY's Thought: Daily Devotional 
