Words of Wisdom

 

• Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

• You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

• Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

• Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

• Wrinkles don't hurt

• Families are like fudge ... mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

• Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

• Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

• Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

• You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing!

• Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

• After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

• Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.

• The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

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