One Liners about Life

 

 

• Women should not have children after 35. Really ... 35 children are enough.

• Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.

• After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

• "No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning."

• I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: "CHECKOUT TIME IS 18"

• If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

• How come we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?

• The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.

• Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

• I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

• I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

• Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea ..."

• Dyslexia means never having to say that you're yrros.

• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

• I see your IQ test results were negative.

• Regular naps prevent old age ... especially if you take them while driving.

• The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

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