More Funny One Liners

 

• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

• Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

• If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

• Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

• If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

• Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker?'

• Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

• Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

• Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 

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