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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker?'
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Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
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Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
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Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
TODAY's Thought: Daily Devotional 
